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Mission Statement: Our institution prides itself on providing a valuable and educational experience to all students, be they Human, R'lyehian, or primordial entities that transcend space in time, we shall make getting your degree fun with a minimal chance of maiming, ritual sacrifice or spontaneous combustion.*

Testimonials:

"A great program for learning proper tribute to the Great Ones!" - Wilbur Whateley

"Run." - Henry Anthony Wilcox

Here are some accomplishments from former students of this academy:

*This institution is not liable for maiming, ritual sacrifice or spontaneous combustion that exceeds any students idea of minimal*

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